EDIT: Spelling mistakes are fixed. There’s only one ‘R’ in ‘harassment’.
This is almost a 100% true transcript of a real conversation I took part in; complete with the bad touching. I won’t say which party I was in this exchange because of confidentiality, but I feel it’s important that you know that these exchanges do actually happen. I’m not just making them up – I’m basing them in fact.
Hey, if there was a t-shirt with a leering cartoon face speaking the words “That’s what she said,” on it, would you buy it? Because that may happen.
Right, that’s two comics for the week. Two more lined up for next week. Let’s do this!