This is what you get for feeding my ego, people – I take your responses and rank them in order using cartoons. Except for the last one: that’s cute expression was given to me by one of my Swedish friends. “Tjena kexet, sitter du här och smular!” translates out to “Hey biscuit, are you sitting here crumbling?”
Go on, tell me you’ve heard of a cuter line. I’ll find it hard to believe.